| Terror and the Mooninites - Thanks to Wire_Mother |
[Feb. 2nd, 2007|04:10 pm] |
Dear America,
Please STOP, you're embarrassing me.
No, REALLY.
Can the backlash start now? Can I bring chapstick on the plane? Can American civillians just admit they're a bunch of uppity pussies and take their bloody chances? I'm surprised anyone DRIVES anywhere anymore, as That's DAINJEROUS (mooninites can jump higher).
3rd leading cause of death in this country is PHYSICIAN ERROR (not mooninites).
Or are we just going to ban all pop culture? Anything the public might mistake for a 'terror threat' must be replaced by a poster of Jesus trying to sell you toothpaste.
Hopefully this will help:
It is generally thought that when planting a device meant to detonate if left alone, one does not draw attention to it with blinky lights as one would, say, a billboard.
Anyway, big congratulations to Turner Broadcasting and the makers of Aqua Teen Hunger Force in a phenominally successful boost of publicity. I fully expect the Mooninites to have their own show next season.
In other news, the mooninites didn't scare the marmots around the world as they apparently predicted an early spring.
This might panic the general populous as it would not only allude to global warming, but a possible change in the earth's revolution, as spring was originally scheduled for March 21st.
I now return you to your regularly scheduleld anxiety. |
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| Comments: |
Perhaps those labels should be "IED" and "LED".
Not technically correct but...
I'm just playing off of your outstanding setup. Very funny and well done! | |
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